Okay, I guess the writers of this site assume that people are dumb when they read these...Otherwise you would add the fact that Jared is a marketing tool for Subway. In other words, he is a gimmick being used to persuade dump people (much like their readers) in to thinking Subway is the best solution to weight loss. Balderdash!!!If you believe that, than Miley Cyrus is your favorite musical vocalist and song writer of ALL TIME.
Of course Jared is going to publicize that he eats Subway subs because if it wasn't for them, he wouldn't be where he is today. Not just because he just (got bored) of eating their product.
Has anybody recently looked at Jared? Well not too long ago he did an advertisement for the new breakfast menu Subway has, which is completely different from the calorie counting-fat burning subs that they claim to be the freshest, and best source for weight loss for lunch and dinner...In fact, Jared clearly put on a few pounds and his face is pretty much the same..."uglier than ever before". So you mean to tell me that a guy with the look of a computer geek can put into action on losing weight more so than a mocho stud who spends his school days picking on kids much like Jared? According to Subway I guess this is true. Also the fact that he spent his college savings spending money on Subway (which had to be expensive). I mean even when i worked there back in 2001 I know that I couldn't eat there every day.
People need to wake up and quit watching too much TV, otherwise you're going to see more pathetic excuses for talent as well as weak spokespersons which won't amount to a thing in 10 years. And clearly on how Jared looks, my theory is becoming a LAW.
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Can anybody really enjoy a Subway sub when you are "supposed to" go by what their calorie-counting, weight loss charts say? Well enjoy a nice dry, 6 inch or footlong with NO sauce, NO cheese, and mostly lettuce. The fine print clearly states (in small letters) that cheese and mayo alternate the calorie count and ARE NOT on the "6 grams of fat or less" menu. What a great way to contradict yourselves. ~Enjoy
Not to mention (I hate it when I think of something else which I should have put in my articles) that Subway is an extreme "cookie cutter business". A lot of competitors emphasize the fact that Subway gives you more bread (or bun) than any of the contents (especially meat) which the sub is named for. Most franchises (owned by our beloved tax free immigrants) even charge you extra for refills. Though I laugh more than I get angry on the whole set up...With high calorie chips and cookies which they ask you after you completed on putting together the perfect combination of bread and salad...$5 Footlongs was by far the best thing they ever came up with considering their generosity on what goes in the sub. Amen
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